Back To School Jokes - Part 2

Back To School Jokes - Part 2
Round 2 of Back to School clean fun jokes for kids!  Put one in their lunchbox for a mid day giggle or read them for a break once they get home from school.  A joke is always a good idea!  
  1. Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?  To measure how long he slept
  2. What does an elf learn in school?  The elf-abet
  3. Why are football players so cool?  Because they have fans
  4. Why did the computer go to the doctor?  Because it had a virus
  5. Why don't you do math in the jungle?  If you add 4+4 you get ATE
  6. Knock Knock! Who's there?  Ya. Ya who? You don't have to cheer, it's only a knock-knock joke
  7. What is the tallest building?  A library - it has the most stories
  8. How do you cut the sea in half?  With a sea-saw
  9. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?  To get more shots
  10. Why did the boy bring home a chair from school?  Because the teacher told him to please take a seat
  11. Why did the baseball player go to jail?  He stole a base
  12. Why did the computer go to the store?  To buy some chips
  13. Which state has a ton of laundry to do?  Washington
  14. What was wrong with the wooden car?  It wooden go!
  15. What runs around the school without moving?  A fence