Round 2 of Back to School clean fun jokes for kids! Put one in their lunchbox for a mid day giggle or read them for a break once they get home from school. A joke is always a good idea!
- Why did the kid sleep with a ruler? To measure how long he slept
- What does an elf learn in school? The elf-abet
- Why are football players so cool? Because they have fans
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus
- Why don't you do math in the jungle? If you add 4+4 you get ATE
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? You don't have to cheer, it's only a knock-knock joke
- What is the tallest building? A library - it has the most stories
- How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
- Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? To get more shots
- Why did the boy bring home a chair from school? Because the teacher told him to please take a seat
- Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole a base
- Why did the computer go to the store? To buy some chips
- Which state has a ton of laundry to do? Washington
- What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go!
- What runs around the school without moving? A fence