Father's Day Jokes

Father's Day Jokes

When does a joke turn into a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent!

Nothing says Happy Father's Day better than Dad Jokes!  They're cringe worthy but are usually met with a giggle or two.  Add a couple of these to a hand made card for Dad and he's sure to love it!  We compiled a list of 15 fun jokes for Dad.  Enjoy!


1.  What do you call cheese that isn't yours?  Nacho Cheese!

2.  Why do Dads who golf bring an extra pair of socks?  Incase they get a hole in one!

3. What do houses wear?  An address!

4.  What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

5.  Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!

6.  Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

7.  When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

8.  What happens when a painter gets cold?  They put on another coat.

9.  I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me!

10. What treats do Dad's like for Father's Day?  Pop-sicles

11.  Swimming with sharks is so expensive. It cost me an arm and a leg!

12.  I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

13.  What did the buffalo say to his son as he walked out the door? Bi-son.

14.  Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.

15.  Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up!

I hope you had fun with these today and don't forget to tell them to Dad!  Happy Father's Day!