Hey Friends! It's May the 4th! It's Star Wars Day! We thought we'd have a little fun by sharing some very kid friendly jokes we found on the internet. We hope these will get a smile out of you and your kids today or hey, maybe even a coworker 😆 Trust me they'll going to love these!
1. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
2. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.
3. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!
4. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing his buttons.
5. What did Yoda say after he turned a boy turned away when he tried to order a pie from his bakery? “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."
6. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith kebab.
7. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves? Jar jars
8. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back
9. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
10. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
11. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
12. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2
We hope you had fun reading through these jokes with your kids! May the 4th be with you!