May The 4th Be With You! Jokes For Kids

May The 4th Be With You!  Jokes For Kids

Hey Friends!  It's May the 4th!  It's Star Wars Day!  We thought we'd have a little fun by sharing some very kid friendly jokes we found on the internet.  We hope these will get a smile out of you and your kids today or hey, maybe even a coworker 😆  Trust me they'll going to love these!

1. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?  He has a green thumb.

2. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?  A Hand Solo.

3. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?  A chocolate chip Wookiee!

4. Why was the droid angry?  Because people kept pushing his buttons.

5. What did Yoda say after he turned a boy turned away when he tried to order a pie from his bakery?  “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

6. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?  A Sith kebab.

7. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?  Jar jars

8. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?  The Umpire Strikes Back

9. Is BB hungry?  No, BB-8.

10. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?  To get to the Dark Side.

11. How does Darth Vader like his toast?  On the dark side.

12. What do you call a pirate droid?  Arrrrgh-2-D2


We hope you had fun reading through these jokes with your kids!  May the 4th be with you!