Top 10 Jokes about Crayons!

Top 10 Jokes about Crayons!

Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!

What kind of berry has a coloring book? A crayon-berry.

What is a cat's favorite color of crayon? Purrrple

Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue.

Why do nurses carry red crayons? In case they have to draw blood

Crayons are like M&Ms... They taste the no matter what color they are.

What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries

Why can't you draw blood with an orange crayon? It isn't sharp enough

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid.. They always tasted worse than the other crayons

What is Snoopy's favorite color? Charlie Brown

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