Top 10 Jokes about Crayons!

Top 10 Jokes about Crayons!

Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!

What kind of berry has a coloring book? A crayon-berry.

What is a cat's favorite color of crayon? Purrrple

Why did the crayon cry?  He was feeling blue.

Why do nurses carry red crayons?  In case they have to draw blood

Crayons are like M&Ms...  They taste the no matter what color they are.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?  Crayon-berries

Why can't you draw blood with an orange crayon?  It isn't sharp enough

I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid.. They always tasted worse than the other crayons

What is Snoopy's favorite color?  Charlie Brown