Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!
What kind of berry has a coloring book? A crayon-berry.
What is a cat's favorite color of crayon? Purrrple
Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue.
Why do nurses carry red crayons? In case they have to draw blood
Crayons are like M&Ms... They taste the no matter what color they are.
What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries
Why can't you draw blood with an orange crayon? It isn't sharp enough
I hated eating my greens in school when I was a kid.. They always tasted worse than the other crayons
What is Snoopy's favorite color? Charlie Brown