Top 20 Campfire Jokes For Kids

Top 20 Campfire Jokes For Kids
Jokes!  We all love them!  There's something too fun about sharing silly jokes and making people laugh (or cringe 😉 ).  Give your kids a list like this that they can share around the campfire next time you head for the great outdoors.

  1. Where do fish keep their money? In the River Bank!
  2. Have you heard the joke about the skink and the camping trip? Nevermind, it really stinks.
  3. Why don’t mummies go on camping?  They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
  4.  Why didn't the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk!
  5. Why doesn’t anyone want to go camping on the first of April? Because they just finished a 31-day March!
  6. What did the trees wear when they took a dip in the lake? Swimming trunks!
  7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?  A gummy bear.
  8. How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots!
  9. What did the llama say when it got invited on a camping trip? Alpaca my bags!
  10. What did the campers say about the campfire?  They gave it GLOWING reviews
  11. What did the ocean say to the campers? Nothing, it just waved!
  12. How can you tell a dogwood tree from a pine tree? By its bark!
  13. Why did chocolate leave graham cracker for the marshmallows? Because it liked them s’more!
  14. How do trees make so many friends? They branch out!
  15. Why was the camping trip so tiring?  It was in tents (instense!)
  16. What is brown and sticky? A stick!
  17. What's a trees favorite drink?  Root Beer 
  18. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?  Really big hands
  19. What type of witches like to camp on the beach?  Sandwiches
  20. How do campfires access the internet?  They log in