- Where do fish keep their money? In the River Bank!
- Have you heard the joke about the skink and the camping trip? Nevermind, it really stinks.
- Why don’t mummies go on camping? They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
- Why didn't the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk!
- Why doesn’t anyone want to go camping on the first of April? Because they just finished a 31-day March!
- What did the trees wear when they took a dip in the lake? Swimming trunks!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots!
- What did the llama say when it got invited on a camping trip? Alpaca my bags!
- What did the campers say about the campfire? They gave it GLOWING reviews
- What did the ocean say to the campers? Nothing, it just waved!
- How can you tell a dogwood tree from a pine tree? By its bark!
- Why did chocolate leave graham cracker for the marshmallows? Because it liked them s’more!
- How do trees make so many friends? They branch out!
- Why was the camping trip so tiring? It was in tents (instense!)
- What is brown and sticky? A stick!
- What's a trees favorite drink? Root Beer
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have? Really big hands
- What type of witches like to camp on the beach? Sandwiches
- How do campfires access the internet? They log in